Picking up Pinays in da Philippines

Hi kids, this is my 3rd day in da Philippines. So far, this is a short report of what I've seen. The details I'd leave it to later and I can add some photos. Plus I'd eaten something fucken disgusting. Yucks...

So this is 'bout how to pick up pinays in da Philippines...

1) You can be a tattoo artist.
I was out with my colleague on the 1st night, drinking by the coastal boulevard. Sorta like our East Coast without being so expenisve. We were checking out pinays from the next table. A few were those good-looking ones with the Pan-Asian looks. You just can't beat that.

A young, bespectacled guy came up to them and peddled his tattoo (I dunno it it's perm or just hennas) patterns. The girls started giggling and were yakking away in Tagalog. The guy whipped his mobile phone and asked the girls for their numbers, presumably to show them the patterns again. Like fucken real!!!

2) If you are a musician
Yes membersss... Though they are mainly cover musicians here, the chicks really dig them. I saw a few along the same boulevard who look very much like our nubile young girls in our Orchard Road bobbing their heads to renditions of Chicago, etc. I know that sucks but just imagine. Play an instrument and you'd have these pinays bobbing their heads elsewhere later... Woo hoo.... pun alert...

3) If you are a 70+ year old crinkly Japanese man with shitloads of cash
Yes, I saw a couple of them in the restaurant yesterday with a few very young pinays. As usual, my colleague was sniggering about it but indeed, it was funny. And I think no amount of Viagra can help them.

By the way, Arroyo sends her love...